It leaks oil from a million places... And some people claim their bikes mark their territory.
It ain’t fuel-efficient... Digs into your pocket if you are a student.
It goes down hard, if it ever does... Fall down and it’s more than your head that requires protection.
Its gears don’t budge easy... Even after you get a hang of shifting em.
It has a mean back-kick... It may even break your leg.
If it doesn’t start... Pushing it could be a real pain.
It’s cables (clutch, brake, accelerator) break often... It will eventually turn you into a mechanic.
Then what is it about a bullet that attracts people towards it???
... Most people, I fear, will never get it.